Footprints on the beach...

"But Lord, during the hardest trials of my life, why was there only one set of footprints?"

"Because," said the Lord, "Sandpeople always ride single-file, to hide their numbers."


Is it wrong that I totally want to lie down on this nice, soft (hard), cleanish(very dirty) concrete floor for a nap? Do you think the client would mind???

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Letter to Santa!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last week I helped allah_sulu halfway across the street (6 points). In November I pulled gmp's hair (-5 points). Last Sunday everraven and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I gave sethcohen a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1066 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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Found on the LO site....

Obama and Healthcare... (long quote from Sorronn)

Obama and AMA... a tale...
The American Medical Association has weighed in on the new healthcare plan.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.
The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.
Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it.
Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.
In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.

And that is how Washington made health care.