I don't care.
I care that I don't care.
But, I don't care that I don't care enough to actually care.
(Parsing help: I don't care that (I don't care) enough to actually !(I don't care)...)
Of course, I _do_ care enough to post about not caring enough about not caring to actually care.
I could go on, but do you care to read more about me caring about not caring to care about caring?
Didn't think so.
As if you care.